Witness

<p>You're an innocent bystander for this week's MURDER of comedy -- wait, no, that makes it sound like it's not funny. Ah well, too late now, I already typed it. Okay, the theme is "witness" and you're gonna want to tune in for an intense session of Crossbow Court, two Amazon product reviews that spiral out of control, and a song about aliens and contractual obligations. WITNESS OUR BRILLIANCE. Ooh, that's good. Should have lead with that one.</p>