"Twiple Twinkie"

Low energy vibes. Ashley shares that she's been dead to the world with a migraine since Saturday before PTE announces he has launched a Substack with an emphasis on "food, people, travel, and pop culture, with the occasional drunken profanity-laced rant" appropriately titled 'I Drink and I Know Nothing'. The Scoopy (4:45) features a plethora of fast food and generalized food mashup options for 2022, a new sandwich that is so spicy it comes with a milkshake to ease your pain, a UK mum's grocery store mishap, and a little nostalgia with a throwback snack brought to life at the last Blockbuster on earth. Last, Ashley recalls everything she's managed to eat over the past 48 hours, but rejoices over it being King Cake Season and PTE eats trash food because he's a trash person when hungover and shares his favorite King Cake in their best and worst food moments of the week (42:39).