Rinsed Rice

[Somewhere a 911 Operator receives a call..] Operator: “911 What’s your emergency?” (pause) Operator: “Okay Mr. Allison, I'm going to need you to slow down for me, okay?” Operator: “You were preparing rice and then you—...” (pause) Operator: “Okay a giant otherworldly portal, mhm…Angels, yep..” Operator: “Yes sir Mr. Allison, that was in fact the voice of God.” Operator: “Yes sir he was indeed speaking directly to you.” Operator: “Look, Mr. Allison, I'm sorry but is there an actual emergency you would like to report here?” (pause) Operator: “Sir that’s just what happens when you rinse rice, everybody knows—” Operator: “Well then how have you been preparing it up until now?” (pause) Operator: “What the— pre-rinsed!?” Topics Discussed on Today’s episode include: LOGWAGG, Weed Fire, Stacey Abrams Rinsed-Rice, Cooking Kitchen, Yuzu Booty and more! VOD: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/624691208