Let's Go, New Guy!

<p>The <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/mlb-trade-deadline-tracker-2021-moves-rumors-033542513.html">trade deadline</a> gutted the Cubs and Nationals, sent hometown heroes across the country to make <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/31937114/kris-bryant-joins-ex-chicago-cubs-teammates-anthony-rizzo-javier-baez-mashing-debut-homer">immediate impacts</a>, and gave us the “Let’s Go, New Guy!” chant. Not to mention the upheaval in qHAR (quality Hair Above Replacement) with Joey Gallo to the Yankees and Freddy Galvis to the Phillies. Patti and the Pottymouth give you the rundown on the most nerve-wracking and frenetic trade season we can remember. Please keep <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/31930170/philadelphia-phillies-minor-leaguer-daniel-brito-suffers-medical-emergency-postponing-triple-game">Daniel Brito</a>, infielder for the Lehigh Valley IronPigs (Phils AAA) in your thoughts after his on-field collapse and subsequent surgeries over the weekend in Rochester. The Health Watch includes <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/31929883/san-diego-padres-star-fernando-tatis-jr-10-day-injured-list-shoulder-trouble">Fernando Tatis Jr.</a>’s shoulder, the Disney Prince’s likely Tommy John, and CLE manager <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/demarlo-hale-takes-over-for-terry-francona">Terry Francona</a> out for the season with a long list of maladies.</p><p>In dinger land, <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/joey-votto-narrowly-misses-home-run-history">Joey Votto</a> makes the old guys proud with his seven consecutive games with homers, while new guy Rodolfo Castro makes history notching homers for every one of his first five major league hits and new guy <a href="https://theathletic.com/news/white-soxs-seby-zavala-becomes-first-to-hit-first-3-home-runs-in-same-game/uRqoq3hw8AaN">Seby Zavala</a>’s first three hits, all homers, happened in the same game.</p><p><br>Mets owner Stephen Cohen leads off the Police Blotter with his bragging about paying newly-drafted players way below their wo