Fight Me

<p>Patti is willing to die on the hill of a <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/mets-post-1st-no-hitter-of-mlb-season-with-5-pitcher-combined-effort-023246950.html">combined no-hitter</a> not being a no-no. Pottymouth is deeply tired of discussing <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2022/04/29/trevor-bauer-abuse-accusations/">Trevor Bauer</a> who is appealing his record-setting suspension but otherwise is not appealing in any way. The <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/willson-contreras-and-william-contreras-exchange-lineup-cards">Contreras brothers</a> and the “brothers” from the Bahamas (<a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/jazz-chisholm-jr-lucius-fox-make-history-in-marlins-vs-nationals">Jazz and Lucius</a>) warm our hearts this week, as does too-soon BF <a href="https://theathletic.com/3279103/2022/04/28/as-outfielder-cristian-pache-on-his-baseball-act-of-kindness-towards-a-young-fan-its-an-honor/">Christian Pache</a>. <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/carlos-rodon-sets-giants-record-for-strikeouts-in-1st-4-games">Carlos Rodón</a> is a bright spot in Pottymouth’s otherwise IL-troubled boyfriend team, and we are officially on <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/adley-rutschman-has-two-doubles-four-hits-in-rehab-game">Adley Watch</a>.</p><p><br></p><p>The <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2022/04/26/yankees-letter-revealed/">Yankee Letter</a> disappoints, and we may have taken the fun out of your holiday party. On one hand, Mexican baseball is big fun – see <a href="https://www.yucatan.com.mx/deportes/2022/4/30/noche-de-hazanas-en-la-liga-mexicana-de-beisbol-resumen-de-los-diamantes-de-la-lmb-317322.html">Junior Lake</a> stealing all the bases at once, on the other, the LMB is the land of  <a href="https://baseballmexico.blogspot.com/2022/02/pereyra-mexican-league-haven-for-abusers.html?m=1">second chances for abusers</a>. The <a href="https://twitter.com/GOCPBL/status/1519267130629586945">new CPBL team</a> brings the green! Over 1000 <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/3382131