Dying for Prada

<p>In this episode, we are talking about the paranormal romance, <a href='https://amzn.to/3vrhQiZ'>Fashionably Dead </a>by <a href='https://amzn.to/3wU61lV'>Robyn Peterman</a><a href='https://amzn.to/3yehX3a'>.</a> We loved this story about Astrid accidentally becoming a vampire, finding her fated mate, and discovering she is the chosen savior everyone has been waiting for. You can also read about this accidental vampire savior as part of your <a href='https://amzn.to/3cPOjch'>Kindle Unlimited</a> subscription!</p> <p> </p> <p>We had to change our heat scale for this one! The male parts are referred to with explicit language and the female are euphemistically described. This has led us to create a new level on the <a href='https://whatthesmut.com/what-the-smut-heat-scale/'>heat scale</a> called THE AUDACITY!!! and we hope not to use it very often. Down with the Patriarchy. Don't forget to vote who you would <a href='https://whatthesmut.com/fuck-marry-kill/'>Fuck, Marry Kill.</a></p> <p> </p> <p>In this episode, we talk about privilege, kick-ass friends, big dicks, slut-shaming, mommy issues, and pop culture references aging poorly.</p>