"Dad is a Good Boy"

Vodka! Vodka, here! The Scoop (4:21) features a healthy "jerky" alternative nobody asked for, two decades of dog treats mistaken for biscuits, a woman stabbed over her pizza indecisiveness, TikTok is trying and failing to revolutionize pizza, a 911 phone call over KFC chicken, and fast food chains working to protect consumers?! Last, PTE attends Bourbon Festival in New Orleans with Cooper's Craft while Ashley has her eyes set on a prized sandwich from Turkey and the Wolf only to have her day completely shattered in their best and worst food moments of the week (30:34).