COVID CONFUSION

Wearing masks in the covid-19 is causing terrible conversational confusion, whilst at a recent coffee bar I was listening to two  old English people speaking from behind masks to a young Portuguese girl the simple order turned into a comedy of errors  or Covid Confusion it didn't help by stating on the menu that kids eat for free after three, you're asking for your metaphors to be mixed it's so difficult , remembering when first i went to France and tried to buy a 2 CV car the woman's daughter went in the house and brought me out two lemons I had pronounced slightly wrong the translation of Citroen as citron its so easy done with or without masks .