Cool Zone E52: 10 Rules for Restaurants

1) no adjective in th ename 2) nothing abnirmal on the menue 3) name of the instituion must reflect what it serves 4) only one size 5) the customer is always wrong 6) can only serve to one meal (?) 7) [revised] places with dining rooms must have a gimmick (and no drive thru) 7*) sit-down resturants must have seasonability 8) no globo homo advertising 9) convie nience is dead(edited) 10) human interaction is not higher quality(edited) Appendix 1) cars are evil machines that destroy the human experience of space and tim e Appendix 2) eating out should be so entropic that it becomes an occasion   patreon: <a href='http://www.patreon.com/coolzonepod'>www.patreon.com/coolzonepod</a>