Everyone's Doing Better Than Me

Peter Jones Has It All Under Control

Phil Wang Is Impressive to Everyone Except the Chess Hustlers in Washington Square Park

Liv Hewson Is So Wise at 25 That It's Kind of Upsetting

Nathan Hurd Is Black, Albino, and Legally Blind—Could He Have It Any Easier?

Michael D'Angelo Will Only Travel to NYC to Fight Crime

Naomi Higgins Is Good at Everything, What a Monster!

Brad Walsh Makes Art While Wearing Only a Bathrobe and Jewels

Sam Petersen Doesn't Need to Be the Funniest Person in the Room--Is He Even Human?

Drew Dowdey Is So Zen, You'll Want Him Around AND Inside You

Danielle Meitiv for President But She Doesn't Even Want It