You're Stuck With Us

<p>It’s that part of the season where records are falling, injuries are career changing, and so many playoff berths are still in play. <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/corbin-carroll-becomes-first-rookie-to-have-25-homers-50-stolen-bases">Corbin Carroll</a> and <a href="https://www.si.com/fannation/mlb/fastball/history/seattle-mariners-superstar-julio-rodriguez-becomes-third-player-in-baseball-history-to-be-22-or-under-and-have-30-home-runs-30-stolen-bases-and-100-rbi-in-a-season">Julio Rodriguez</a> are knocking down milestones for the young folks, <a href="https://theathletic.com/4891213/2023/09/22/dodgers-freddie-freeman-200-hits/">Freddie Freeman</a> shows for the older crowd, and <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/ronald-acuna-jr-becomes-5th-player-in-mlb-history-to-join-40-40-club-and-1st-to-reach-40-60-233250941.html">Ronald Acuña Jr</a>. is in a category all his own. <a href="https://www.wlwt.com/article/joey-votto-spongebob-the-musical-childrens-theater-narrator/45263927#">Joey Votto</a> uses his French (or French accent?  We don’t know!) for the Children’s Theater of Cincinnati. <a href="https://metsmerizedonline.com/baby-mets-come-through-in-series-finale-vs-marlins/">Mark Vientos</a> is heating up for the Hapless Mets at the same time <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/mets-manager-buck-showalter-shrugs-off-tommy-pham-blasting-teams-work-ethic-235435076.html">Tommy Pham</a> slams the team for their work ethic. Non-lawyer Pottymouth provides an intro to Immigration Law 101 in the context of <a href="https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/sports/watch-this-emotional-and-heartwarming-moment-as-brusdar-graterols-mom-watches-him-pitch-in-mlb-for-first-time-with-dodgers/3227908/">Brusdar Graterol</a>’s mother finally able to travel from <a href="https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/venezuela-travel-advisory.html">Venezuela</a> to see her son pitch for the first time in seven years. Patron saint of the show, <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/09/23