You wake up as... Joffrey Baratheon

<p>Hello, and welcome to Episode 26 of Expertise is Overrated, where two nerds with an inflated sense of their own intelligence take the time to answer questions no one was asking.</p> <p>This is the first episode in our new segment: "You wake up as" where we discuss what we would do if we wake up as fictional or historical characters at a certain point in their lives. Today, we wake up as the much maligned Joffrey Baratheon just after the atrocity of the Red Wedding. Our task: survive. Can we do it? Almost certainly not. Will we make stupid suggestions? Almost certainly.</p> <p>In our next episode, in 2 weeks' time, we're talking Wheel of Time. Vib, as one might expect, has not read the books but has strong opinions on the TV show. Sean, as one might expect, has read the books and has arguably stronger opinions on the TV show. Can they find common ground? Find out then!</p> <p> </p> <p>Reddit thread: <a href='https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/na6p73/you_wake_up_as_joffrey_spoilers_extended/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share'>https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/na6p73/you_wake_up_as_joffrey_spoilers_extended/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share</a></p> <p> </p> <p>Twitter:    <a href='https://twitter.com/ZeroExpertise'>https://twitter.com/ZeroExpertise</a></p> <p>Email: <a href='mailto:expertiseisoverrated@gmail.com'>expertiseisoverrated@gmail.com</a></p> <p>Discord:    <a href='https://discord.gg/2HnSNnKctr'>https://discord.gg/2HnSNnKctr</a></p> <p>Website: expertiseisoverrated.podbean.com</p> <p> </p> <p>Track: Your Turn — tubebackr [Audio Library Release]</p> <p>Music provided by Audio Library Plus</p> <p>Watch: <a href='https://youtu.be/Ma-XZFa8bLU%E2%80%8B'>https://youtu.be/Ma-XZFa8bLU​</a></p> <p>Free Download / Stream:    <a href='https://alplus.io/your-turn'>https://alplus.io/your-turn</a></p>