You Can Be The "Rat Czar" For NYC, Meth Monks In Thailand, & Frozen "Mayo-Nog"

<p>If your job has become too much of a "rat race", maybe you should apply for a "Rat Czar" for the Big Apple. The pay alone is worth it. A Buddhist Temple in Thailand has found a way to bring in some extra cash. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a story of how some Monks discovered a new way to see visions. Take your holiday party up a notch by serving your eggnog mixed with mayonnaise when you "bring home the Hellman's". And we're bringing on the stupidity with this week's banal batch of blabber.</p> <ul> <li>200 People Float Away While Ice Fishing in Minnesota;&nbsp;</li> <li>Keep Your Hot Pockets Hot...in Cargo Shorts with a Literal "Hot Pocket"/Things Wearing Hot Pocket Cargo Shorts Says about You;&nbsp;</li> <li>Doctors discover 187 coins in man’s stomach after he complained he was ‘bloated’;&nbsp;</li> <li>New Trend: The Best Face Wash Is "Head &amp; Shoulders" Shampoo;&nbsp;</li> <li>Pepsi Wants You to Try "Pilk"...Pepsi + Milk;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Hospital Patient Kept Unplugging Her Roommate's Ventilator, Because the Sound Was Annoying;&nbsp;</li> <li>Man Hits Store Clerk Over "Karen" Crack;&nbsp;</li> <li>Mom Accidentally Wraps Christmas Presents With X-Rated Wrapping Paper;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Father Was Carjacked with His Kids Inside...So He Hopped in the Thief's Car &amp; Chased Him Down;&nbsp;</li> <li>Sheriff Instates Harsh New Disciplinary Policy at FL Public School;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Prank of Surrounding Cars with Shopping Carts Is Trending Online;&nbsp;</li> <li>Two Idiots Stole an ATM, Then Accidentally Set Their Van on Fire While Trying to Grab the Loot;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Man Tried to Steal from a Walmart...During a "Shop with a Cop" Event;&nbsp;</li> <li>GA webcam model accidentally shoots herself in genitals in ‘pornographic video gone horribly wrong’.&nbsp;</li> </ul> <p>Play along with "Pancho" this week &amp; see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" &amp; find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisd