Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism

<p dir="ltr"><u><strong>Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism</strong></u></p> <p dir="ltr">This is The Babylon Bee Weekly for the week of April 16, 2021.</p> <p dir="ltr">Kyle and Ethan talk about the weirdest of news like the Pentagon developing a microchip to detect Covid-19 symptoms before they arise and all the ways you could be a racist and not even know it. After that, they examine how ice cream is trying to dismantle the police and how video games are putting in disabled women as World War 2 soldiers. As always, we end in delicious hate mail that our bold CEO Seth Dillon responded to while swimming in his pool of $100 bills.</p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Introduction</strong></p> <p dir="ltr">Kyle and Ethan talk about what&rsquo;s new and what&rsquo;s happened to them lately.</p> <p dir="ltr">Ethan&rsquo;s glass table broke</p> <p dir="ltr">Next Tuesday our interview with comedian John Branyan will come out on Tuesday&nbsp;</p> <p dir="ltr">Buy things from our store, like this<a href="https://shop.babylonbee.com/collections/t-shirts/products/love-the-bee-podcast-shirt"> shirt</a></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Subscriber Dare</strong></p> <p dir="ltr">We want to wish a happy birthday to Kristen who listens to us while running.</p> <p dir="ltr">Kyle will read Stuff That&#39;s Good in his Kermit the frog voice.</p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Stuff That&rsquo;s Good</strong></p> <p dir="ltr">Kyle likes Hoptea! (In his Kermit voice)</p> <p dir="ltr">Ethan likes<a href="https://www.amazon.com/Hand-Rolled-Film-About-Cigars/dp/B07VTSD1C6"> Hand Rolled Documentary&nbsp;</a></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Weird News</strong></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong><a href="https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/woman-finds-out-sons-bride-is-her-long-lost-daughter-on-their-wedding-day/741660?utm_source=fark&amp;utm_medium=website&amp;utm_content=link&amp;ICID=ref_fark">Groom&#39;s Mom Discovers Bride Is Her Long-Lost Daughter On Wedding Day</a></strong></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong><a href="https://english.