WLP334 Popping in for a quick hello... and some Shakespeare!

<p>We're taking a break from our regular schedule this summer, but Pilar couldn't help it and she's popping in to let you know about some of her plans - including some adapted Shakespeare, which you can follow below. <br /> Please share your thoughts through our contact form. <a href= "https://www.virtualnotdistant.com/contact-us">https://www.virtualnotdistant.com/contact-us</a></p> <p data-pm-slice="1 1 []">Why should I love these tools so? 'Tis odds</p> <p>They never will affect me. I am simple,</p> <p>Each tool beckoning with promises untold,</p> <p>And I love all. To master all of them is futile;</p> <p>To delete them is senseless. Out upon’t!</p> <p> </p> <p>What trials are we workers driven to</p> <p>When remote work has claimed us! First, I saw Slack,</p> <p>I, seeing, deemed it a worthy app;</p> <p>It has as much to charm a worker in it</p> <p>(If it please to bestow it so) as ever</p> <p>These eyes yet look’d on. Next, I yearned over Trello,</p> <p>And so would any mind o’ my conscience</p> <p>That ever dream’d, or pledge’d time management</p> <p>To a fresh and appealing task. Then, I lov’d the whiteboard,</p> <p>Extremely lov’d it, infinitely lov’d it;</p> <p>And yet it had its flaws, as all do too;</p> <p> </p> <p>But in my heart was Google Suite, and there,</p> <p>Lord, what a coil it keeps! To see a multitude of apps</p> <p>All accessed with one click, what a heaven it is!</p> <p>And yet its name’s a fleeting ones, and scarce lasts</p> <p>One generation of remote.</p> <p> </p> <p>Then, there is Dropbox, a cloud aloft,</p> <p>A refuge for files, a sanctuary for documents.</p> <p>Its sync, its share, its version history,</p> <p>Did cause my heart to leap, my mind to marvel.</p> <p>Yet, it too had its flaws, its limits, its expenses,</p> <p>Its conflicts, its deletions, a horror to behold.</p> <p> </p> <p>And now, there's Notion, a novelty it used to be,</p> <p>With its pages, its databases, its all-in-one workspace.</p> <p>It promises the universe, it promises the moon,</p> <p>But oh, what a learning c