Wild Boars, WAR, and A*&hole of the Year Award

<p>In the first episode of the new year, we bestow our very first A*&amp;hole of the year award to <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/01/02/domingo-german-suspension-legal-analysis-yankees">Domingo Germán</a>, who earned the league’s longest suspension for violation of the domestic abuse policy for a player not formally charged.  The <a href="https://theathletic.com/1508234/2020/01/03/after-slew-of-injuries-yankees-transforming-their-training-strength-and-conditioning-staffs/">Yankees clean house</a> in training and conditioning and make us wonder just how good the 103 game-winning team will be without a record number of player injuries.  On a related note, <a href="https://nypost.com/2020/01/03/yoenis-cespedes-ankle-fractures-came-during-incident-with-wild-boar/">wild boars</a> have joined suitcases and drones on the list of causes of preventable player injuries. Our White Sox boyfriends include this year’s Eloy Jimenez, <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/28410326/luis-robert-new-look-white-sox-agree-6-year-50-million-deal">Luis Robert</a>, as well as last year’s Eloy Jimenez, <a href="https://theathletic.com/906147/2019/04/04/the-book-of-eloy-tales-of-minor-league-wonder-about-eloy-jimenez-who-is-finally-in-chicago/">Eloy Jimenez</a>. For the Giants, Pottymouth could not choose anyone other than <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/owenpoindexter/2019/09/28/what-the-san-francisco-giants-have-in-mike-yastrzemski/#7d9f411d4cc5">Mike Yaztrzemski</a>, and Patti predictably selects the next Buster Posey, <a href="https://www.baseballamerica.com/stories/joey-bart-learns-from-the-best/">Joey Bart</a>.  Pottymouth introduces us to <a href="https://twitter.com/baseballfor_all/status/1206763299016101888">Jazzmine Rivera</a>, the first Hispanic woman to play collegiate baseball. Patti explains <a href="https://library.fangraphs.com/misc/war/replacement-level/">WAR</a>, and what it is good for (absolutely something).  There’s still time to catch <a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KLYrMFNi_Sd