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Will we be joining parlor? No.

Asked and answered.

Additionally…I promise you my logic is sound. Parlor doesn't meet our social media goals anymore then Facebook, Youtube or IG do. The only website I care about day in and day out is our website: John1911.com

Rant over.

Marky

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