Wed. 10/07 - Paid to Gate-Crash Funerals

<p><strong><em>The twenty-four possible super-habitable planets that could be better than Earth. The man you can pay to gatecrash your funeral. The perfect conclusion to the skateboarding cranberry juice trend, and what the heck that trend was. And the winner of Fat Bear Week 2020.</em></strong></p><p>Links:</p><ul><li><a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7j84a/scientists-have-identified-24-possible-superhabitable-planets" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Scientists Have Identified 24 Possible 'Superhabitable' Planets</a> (Vice)</li><li><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-02/coffin-confessor-bill-edgar-reveals-secrets-of-dead-at-funerals/12619946" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">'Coffin confessor' Bill Edgar paid to gatecrash Queensland funerals and speak up for the dead</a> (ABC) </li><li><a href="https://digg.com/2020/ocean-spray-cranberry-juice-fleetwood-mac-new-truck-nathan-apodaca" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cranberry Juice Skateboarder Gets Surprised With A New Truck Full Of Juice From Ocean Spray</a> (Digg)&nbsp;</li><li><a href="https://wearemitu.com/entertainment/tio-tiktok-music-funny/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">The Internet Has An Embarrassing, Dancing Mexican Uncle In Tío TikTok</a> (Mitú)</li><li><a href="https://earther.gizmodo.com/all-hail-747-your-hefty-fat-bear-champion-of-2020-1845287577" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">All Hail 747, Your Hefty Fat Bear Champion of 2020</a> (Earther)</li><li><a href="https://kottke.org/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kottke.Org</a></li><li><a href="http://twitter.com/jackisnotabird" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jackson Bird on Twitter</a></li></ul><p>See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.