We Want to Retire Like CC Sabathia

<p>You know it’s serious when <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/05/18/tony-larussa-white-sox-yermin-mercedes/">Tony La Russa</a> and his unwritten rules aren’t the worst thing in our Police Blotter. Hello, <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/ex-pirates-closer-felipe-vazquez-found-guilty-statutory-sexual-assault-015321416.html">Felipe Vazquez</a>. The <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/31484907/tampa-bay-rays-trade-willy-adames-milwaukee-brewers-part-four-player-trade-source-says">Willy Adames</a> trade sends Pottymouth’s boyfriend roster into disarray. <a href="https://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/mlb/reds/2021/05/21/jesse-winker-hits-three-home-runs-reds-beat-brewers/5211607001/">Jesse “Da Wink” Winker</a> hears MVP chants. <a href="https://www.athleticsnation.com/2021/5/22/22448882/chad-pinder-statcast-oakland-as-breakout">Chad Pinder</a> and <a href="https://www.nbcsports.com/chicago/cubs/observations-ian-happ-powers-cubs-series-win-over-nationals">Ian Happ</a> are new men after their IL stints. <a href="https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/watch-padres-jake-cronenworth-hits-inside-the-park-home-run-vs-rockies/">Jake Cronenworth</a> hits an inside-the-park home run for Patti’s birthday, and Mountcastle slams from her bench. A go-ahead slam for <a href="https://conlasbasesllenas.com/mlb-miguel-cabrera-conecto-par-de-jonrones-incluido-un-grand-slam-video/">Miggy</a> gets him closer to the 500 mark, and Nando gets to 50 homers. The COVID IL for the <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/mlb-news-mariners-reported-covid-19-positive-low-vaccination-rate-clubhouse-193549229.html">Mariners</a> is an object lesson in how a personal choice not to vaccinate affects the entire team. </p><p><br>Can we retire like <a href="https://www.curbed.com/2021/05/what-its-like-to-be-softball-teammates-with-c-c-sabathia.html">CC Sabathia</a>? A podcast where he can go off full Pottymouth about unwritten rules, a <a href="https://www.rootsoffight.com/pages/cc-sabathia">Negro Leagues clothing line</a>, an