Vulgarity, Desperation, and Shots

<p>Fueled by local <a href="https://www.chachousa.com/">distilleries</a> and <a href="https://www.silverbranchbrewing.com/">breweries</a>, Patti and the Pottymouth present their new boyfriend selections from the Rangers and the Pirates, with a bonus of Pottymouth sharing her research strategy tips (hint: it involves googling the word “scandal”). Please welcome <a href="https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/rangers/2021/05/24/adolis-garcias-risk-taking-spirit-brought-him-to-america-to-the-rangers-and-now-to-the-verge-of-superstardom/">Adolis Garcia</a> (made us say “ARod”), <a href="https://theathletic.com/2989918/2021/12/01/how-did-a-102-loss-rangers-team-lure-marcus-semien-and-corey-seager/">Corey Seager</a> (also made us say “ARod”), <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/kebryan-hayes-charlie-hayes-special-bond">Ke’Bryan Hayes</a> (we want to have a beer with his dad), and <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/roberto-perez-helps-mom-rebuild-in-puerto-rico-c263843836">Roberto Pérez</a> (we want to have a beer with his mom). We propose a science project involving the rate at which <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/clint-frazier-excited-join-cubs-235736553.html">Clint Frazier’s hair</a> grows. The Hall of Fame  makes us happy with their new class from the “Early Baseball” and “Golden Days” Era, especially <a href="https://www.outsports.com/2021/12/7/22821049/minnie-minoso-baseball-hall-of-fame-gay-son-cooperstown-chicago-white-sox">Minnie Miñoso</a>.</p><p><br></p><p>The lockout means the only news is Minor League news - contracts for <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/12/11/nationals-dee-strange-gordon/">Dee Gordon-Strange</a> and others, the minor league <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/12/08/nationals-minor-league-rule-5-draft/">Rule 5 draft</a>, and <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/endeavor-acquiring-minor-league-baseball-142635079.html">Endeavor</a> buying up teams and forcing Patti to say the phrase “holding company”  in a baseball podcast. The <a href="https://www.washingt