Vigilant and Unpredictable

<p>Patti and the Pottymouth reveal their Fantasy Boyfriend Baseball rosters for the new season, backing up their selections with references to <a href="https://wardle.app/">Wardle</a> vs Wordle strategies, adult beverages, philanthropy, children, and <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/wander-franco-laughs-over-prank">cars</a>. So that tracks. <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/mlb-asks-umps-more-random-225425619.html">Sticky stuff</a> is back, bringing a new level of awkward to umpire duties. NYC caves to the sports lobby and <a href="https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/33580008/sources-increasing-hope-new-york-city-vaccine-mandate-rolled-back-soon">rolls back a vaccine mandate</a>, while <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/news/blue-jays-fans-scoff-at-complaints-of-unvaccinated-players-not-allowed-entry-into-canada-204155345.html">Toronto fans</a> tell unvaxxed players on US teams where to put their accusations of competitive imbalance. The Red Sox hold the line and <a href="https://www.masslive.com/redsox/2022/03/dustin-pedroia-helped-recruit-trevor-story-to-boston-red-sox-hes-one-of-the-guys-i-modeled-my-game-after.html">Trevor Story</a> makes a good choice. Pottymouth highlights women’s baseball in <a href="https://tribune.com.pk/story/2349653/pakistan-to-play-malaysia-in-womens-basebal">Pakistan, Malaysia</a>, and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/FEVEBEISBOL">Venezuela</a>. UK Women go to France, and Australian women go to the finals. How about the <a href="http://www.allsportspk.com/sports-world-record-pakistan-baseball-match-played-at-highest-ground-ever-7310-feet/">view from this ballpark</a>, setting the record for game played at highest elevation? <a href="https://theathletic.com/news/bernie-sanders-introduces-legislation-to-remove-mlbs-antitrust-protections/pVte4tAbEidq/">Bernie Sanders</a> wants to Save American Baseball from the whims of billionaire owners and we were with him even before he said “oligarch.” We say “hogwashy,” “if she says so, it IS so,” “back up articulation,” and refer to th