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It was simply the largest sandwich any member of the team had ever laid eyes upon and for a moment, all was silent as the Slurpenger superhero team beheld the gargantuan prize before them. They were helpless, caught in its arresting image of perfectly laid condiments and meats, ensorcelled by its blissful aromatics. The first to break the trance was Jack Allison a.k.a The Stoner who said, “It’s... big.” “That's what she...didn’t say,” said Mike Dallape aka Dr. Fuzz, sitting to The Stoners right. “Oh really?” Replied The Stoner, ”a that's what she said joke? In 2021? Real current dude tell you what, why don’t you put a cherry on this whole early 2000’s revival thing you got going on and hit the freaking Gangnam style on the way out.” “If anyone gone be hitting thing. It me” came the gravel-crunching baritone of the eight-foot tall gleaming giant, Max Meyer aka Iron Max, who was so large he needed an entire booth to himself. “When you say hit...” began Emperor Eli on The Stoners left, “do you mean like hitting the town, hitting the gym or--” “Punch.” said Iron Max and the entire party nodded in unison as if to say, “makes sense.” “But seriously though,” began Dr. Fuzz “it’s just a sandwich. I mean: meat, cheese, condiments, bread, why is that even still a thing? Why are sandwiches a thing? It’s 2021 we can do better people I mean--” As Dr. Fuzz was speaking. The Stoner shut his eyes and shook his head as if to clear it. “No.” The Stoner said cutting Dr. Fuzz off, “we’re not doing this again.” As he said this, The Stoner saw the confusion in the team’s faces, a few looked as though they were about to say something so he held up a hand to silence them. “Guys we have to stop the quips. It’s a problem. Think about it, when’s the last time we all got together like this over food, and actually got to eat?” “Easy. The policeman’s ball, last year” said Dr. Fuzz. “Thought you’d say that. We never actually ate. We quipped. All night. So long that the morning crew had to politely ask us to leave. The food you’re remem