Urbanomics 101: I Got Fiveeee On It

Cents, that is.  Think of Urbanomics as Oprah's Masterclass... but without the class.  This is our input on the current status of all things, as only we can tell it.  This week's Urbanomics lesson is regarding the status of dating in the millennium.  Urbanomics 101 discusses online dating, threesome requests, who is suppose to pay for the date, and dear gawdddddd, a terrible first date that JB had.  In a situationship? Maybe you don't know.  Well, Urban Laughter is here to educate you on what a situationship is.  Drive an Impala SS or a Charger?  You're probably cheater.  Don't fret.  We are here to help you.  Pull out your notepads and pens.  Time to take notes, bawheads.