Troubled By Adspeak

<p>Dear YouTube Subscriber!</p> <p>If you are struggling to find the right words to get people to buy stuff, you're going to want to watch this video!</p> <p>You're about to hear something that will change your world - FOREVER!</p> <p>You'll learn how to breathlessly mesmerize readers step-by-step as they progress toward the one goal - buying stuff!</p> <p>You'll learn these great things:</p> <p>** How to sound enthusiastic about anything!</p> <p>** How to use bullet points to drive home your logic!</p> <p>** How to think in short, meaningless phrases!</p> <p>** How to manip- er, persuade people to do things they don't really want to do!</p> <p>** And how to make it all seem innocuous but exciting with the generous use of exclamation points!!!</p> <p>This Virtual Coffee Break is the best thing that has ever happened, ever!!!!!</p> <p>#communication #directresponselimitations #adspeak</p>