Things That Feel Illegal But Aren't
Things That Feel Illegal But Aren't

Things That Feel Illegal But Aren't

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<p>Things sometimes feel illegal. They aren't but they just FEEEL like it.. What are some of them? <span class="ipsEmoji">😏</span></p> <p>1.  "Walking through a store and leaving without buying anything.  I always imagine I'm about to be tackled on the way out."</p> <p>2.  "Walking into a restaurant, changing your mind, and walking back out."</p> <p>3.  "Owning a flamethrower."  (Which actually are illegal in two states . . . they're banned in Maryland and require a permit in California.)</p> <p>4.  "Passing a police car on the highway, even if you're going the speed limit."  And another person said, "Being around a cop in general."</p> <p>5.  "Breaking up banana bunches at the grocery store to get the exact number of bananas you want."</p> <p>6.  "Holding eye contact with a stranger."</p> <p>7.  "Making a cup of coffee inside . . . putting it in a ceramic mug . . . and walking around outside drinking from it.  It's not a travel mug, there's no lid.  It FELT illegal for some reason."</p> <p>8.  "Telling your barber that you don't like the haircut.</p> <p>9.  "Pulling out a notepad and taking notes about various aspects of a store, or merchandise.  That usually attracts a staff person who asks if I need assistance."</p> <p>10.  "Putting my phone in my pocket when I'm at the store . . . or opening my backpack in the store to drink from my own water bottle."</p>

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