The Wrong Kind of Beer Parade

<p>In this snack-sized episode, Patti and Pottymouth hit the road to see some High-A baseball and record on location at <a href="https://wilmingtonbrewworks.com/">Wilmington Brew Works</a>. Yankees fans pelt Guardians outfielders with debris and it may be our fault for not including “<a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/yankees-stadium-fans-hurl-trash-guardians-walk-off-win-212744386.html">Just don’t throw shit on the field</a>” in our ballpark rules. Myles Straw climbing the outfield wall to defend Steven Kwan inks him onto Patti’s BF list for next year, and former bf Josh Naylor explains how things should have gone in absolutely NCiB terms. <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/miguel-cabrera-intentionally-walked-with-2-999-hits">Hey Miggy</a>, you’re so fine! We can’t not salute historic  hit #3000. <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2022/04/22/kelsie-whitmore-became-first-woman-to-play-in-game-in-mlb-aligned-league">Kelsie Whitmore</a> of the Staten Island Ferry Hawks pinch runs her way into the history books.</p><p><br></p><p>In our Police Blotter, <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/33788097/chicago-white-sox-tim-anderson-suspended-1-game-giving-fans-middle-finger-appeal">Tim Anderson</a> flips off Cleveland fans and we explain the whole <a href="https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/yankees-latest-attempt-to-prevent-unsealing-of-2017-rob-manfred-letter-denied-by-court-per-report/">Yankee Letter</a> situation. There’s energizer <a href="https://conlasbasesllenas.com/pablo-sandoval-se-estrena-y-pega-su-primer-hr-con-acereros-de-monclova/">Panda Power</a> in the LMB. We saw the <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/33767554/pitch-clock-shaving-20-minutes-minor-league-games-scoring-nearly-same">pitch clock</a> in action during a highly efficient game between the Wilmington Blue Rocks and the Hickory Crawdads, then backed up our anecdotal findings with actual data.  During its first 132 games in use, the current pitch clock rules have knocked an average of 20 minutes off of game time.</p><p><br></p>