The "Pornographic" Bible, Pornographic "David" Statue, & A Farting Lawyer's Litigation

<p>When is the Bible pornographic? When a Utah parent of a school student thinks it is. When is Michelangelo’s David &quot;pornographic&quot;? When some FL parents think it is. Are you following this...? When a lawyer who has a medical condition that causes him to constantly pass gas, you&#39;d better just let him work where he wants to or things could get a little smelly. And there&#39;s some reeking stupidity that you&#39;ll never believe when my Insane FL Nephew, &quot;Pancho Guero&quot; joins me in this week&#39;s episode...</p> <ul> <li>Shawn Mendes Declares Men Should Wear Crop Tops; </li> <li>A Man Was Arrested 10 Times...in One Month; </li> <li>Is Peanut Butter a Liquid? The TSA Says Yes, But the Internet Isn&#39;t Sure; </li> <li>Endangered Tortoise Fathers Triplets at Age 90; </li> <li>An Amazon Driver Delivered a Package During a Police Standoff; </li> <li>Man Buys a $68,000 Maserati...Then Police Took It, Because It Was Stolen; </li> <li>Government Launches Campaign to Support Teens After Breakups; </li> <li>Botox in Your Forehead Makes You Worse at Reading People&#39;s Emotions; </li> <li>Screw Instant Coffee: Powdered Beer Now Exists; </li> <li>A Guy Was Arrested for Peeing in a Town&#39;s Water Supply; </li> <li>Scientists Created the First Woolly Mammoth Meatball; </li> <li>A Man Stole Someone&#39;s Suitcase at Baggage Claim, &amp; Was Found Wearing Their Clothes; </li> <li>Fruit Roll-Ups Had to Tell People Not to Eat the Plastic Wrap; </li> <li>Serial sperm donor who fathered 550 children sued for incest risk; </li> <li>Doctors Warn Against &quot;Beezin&#39;&quot; Trend as People Apply Lip Balm to Eyelids; </li> <li>A Dating Poll Found It&#39;s a Great Time to Be a Short, Bald Guy; </li> <li>Driver Caught With His Pants Down &amp; Junk Out on Google Maps; </li> <li>Drunken Mistake Leads to Drinking Glass Stuck Inside Man&#39;s Butt for 3 Days; </li> <li>Study finds that Jacksonville has the ‘worst drivers in the country&#39;.</li> </ul> <p>Play along with &quot;Panch