The O's Bandwagon has Cocktails

<p>Even theme cocktails won’t get Pottymouth to commit to the Orioles bandwagon. Yet. We celebrate the streak of <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/rangers/news/adolis-garcia-texas-rangers-hitting-streak-23-games-mlb-news-recap">Adolis Garcia</a>, the resurgence of TJ Friedl, and the homecoming of <a href="https://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/white-sox/ct-chicago-white-sox-gavin-sheets-20220826-ve45qyjhtjc7df5g3hc6dyco6y-story.html">Gavin Sheets</a>. We ask important questions like “<a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34465551/miami-marlins-designate-veteran-power-hitting-1b-jesus-aguilar-assignment">Who DFA’s Jesus</a>?” and “anyone know where to get a <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34472042/new-york-yankees-reliever-aroldis-chapman-placed-il-leg-infection-stemming-tattoo">safe tattoo</a> in the state of NY?”  <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34472223/love-being-here">J-Rod</a> is a Mariner for life, and <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2022/08/24/oneil-cruz-pirates-hardest-hit-ball/">Oneil Cruz</a> is very strong and very tall. The new and <a href="https://theathletic.com/3535224/2022/08/24/mlb-new-balanced-schedule-interleague/">balanced 2023 season schedule</a> has the AL East breathing a sigh of relief. With the first day of school upon us, we find a way to use Rodolfo Castro as a cell phone teaching moment. We say, “Oh honey. Kike has always been hot,” and for the first time ever, “<a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34436601/marcell-ozuna-booed-atlanta-braves-fans-first-game-dui-arrest">good job, Hammers fans</a>.”</p><p>Get boosted, fight the man, send your game balls <a href="https://twitter.com/Bbl_Astrophyscs">to Meredith</a>,  and find us on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/NCIBPodcast">@ncibpodcast</a>, on Facebook <a href="https://www.facebook.com/NoCryingInBBall/">@nocryinginbball</a>, Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/nocryinginbball/">@nocryinginbball</a> and on the Interweb at <a href="https://www.nocryinginbball.com