The One Where Patti #stayedthef*ckhome

<p>Even a <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSddAFyoCXgf_r8bkf8Bp4S3vzxQVv-R6KpZYPz4SN0FvciojA/viewform?fbclid=IwAR36oe3ha2HLws4ibO6-kOUCMMC3_qlIAdsHbEDBvnmbBP92hli4heFru4Q">Beermobile delivery</a> is not enough to make up for Patti and Pottymouth not being in the same room, but nevertheless, we persisted. We celebrated the new addition to the Pottymouth family, <a href="https://www.mlb.com/player/eris-filpo-665813">Eris Israel Filpo</a>. Through Adopt a Minor Leaguer, the Pottymouths have pledged to help out Eris, a player in the Rangers organization, currently at home in the Dominican Republic. Did you hear that there is baseball medical news that is not pandemic related? <a href="https://www.theringer.com/mlb/2020/3/20/21188113/boston-red-sox-chris-sale-tommy-john-surgery-mlb">Chris Sale</a> to have Tommy John surgery and <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/03/20/aaron-judge-injury-rib-collapsed-lung-yankees">Aaron Judge</a> just now told us about that pesky collapsed lung.</p><p><br></p><p>COVID-19 is spreading through <a href="https://www.cbssports.com/general/news/coronavirus-kevin-durant-among-athletes-and-coaches-who-have-been-infected-with-covid-19/">professional sports</a>, but so far its baseball reach is limited to the Yankees minor league system, keeping <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/03/20/yankees-minor-leaguers-quarantine">150 players quarantined</a> together. MLB has promised to<a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/03/19/minor-league-players-salaries-per-diem-coronavirus"> pay minor leaguers</a> their spring training allowances, but has not yet indicated what will happen to their wages for the delayed season. Each team has ponied up $1million to care for its <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/mlb-clubs-pledge-30-million-for-ballpark-employees">stadium workers</a>.</p><p><br></p><p><a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/03/20/marcus-stroman-2021-world-baseball-classic-dream-team?xid=socialflow_twitter_si&amp;utm_campaign=sinow&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_source=twitter.