The Lockdown Specials - Part 15

<p>Now deep into it's troubled teenage phase, the Madaxeman Lockdown Podcast series continues to boldly go where few if any wargaming-themed podcasts have dared to go before. </p> <p>This week the foolhardy seven consider whether a Napoleonic LoTR crossover movie could stage its apocalyptic final battle scene in Bramall Lane stadium, how toothbrushes helped the  British Army of the Rhine ward off a Warpac invasion in the 1980's, the current statistics for underpants-wearing in Harrow, fashion trends in Janissary headgear, how best to recover frosted figures, whether Adele would have re-written her global smash single "Chasing Pavements" if she had known about laser-cut MDF back in 2008, whether a steam powered organ needs more wheels or less legs, and how many Light Horse are Too Many?</p> <p>Andy's quiz also enjoys a stunning return to surreal and bizzarre form, we attempt to answer the questions we failed to ask last week, the Assyrian and Sargonid army gets a thorough investigation, Teaching Timmy about Napoleon reaches the point in the wars in which everyone starts to say "Bastard" in a Yorkshire accent, there's more Tabletop Simulator action to report on, and we do even learn something about painting - and all of that happens before we end with a fascinating discussion about antipodean animal accidents. </p> <ul><li>The <a href='https://www.madaxeman.com/adlg/tiki-index.php?page=Assyrian+Empire+and+Sargonid'>Assyrian Army Lists </a></li> <li>Tamsin's latest <a href='http://wargaminggirl.blogspot.com/2020/06/finished-cop-shop-grav-liftplatform.html'>Judge Dredd painting haul</a></li> <li><a href='https://www.madaxeman.com/main/Malifaux_Models_2020.php'>Malifaux models</a> on Madaxeman</li> <li>Sean Bean's YouTube <a href='https://youtu.be/tE8d-uGmIWk'>Bastard Compilation</a></li> </ul> <p> </p> <p> </p>