The "Human Collie" Speaks, A Terrifying Tesla Tale, Andre the Giant Dumps

<p>The Japanese man who has become a worldwide Internet sensation by dressing up in public as a collie now want to replace &quot;Lassie&quot;. Want a reason NOT to jump into an electric car just yet? So, THIS may be possible: An electric car rental runs out of juice on a deserted rural road with no charging stations in sight &amp; traps a mom &amp; her 16-y/o daughter inside. A popular WWF wrestler had to wrestle himself on the commode every time he had to drop a deuce. So, he used the bathtub instead. Oh, and there&#39;s even more.....</p> <ul> <li>PA Woman Hides in Ex’s Backseat Before Trying to Kill Him; </li> <li>“Jorts” Are Officially Back in Style/Things That Say &quot;I&#39;m a Middle-Age Man&quot; as Much as Jorts; </li> <li>30% of People Would Trust A.I. to Pick Out Their Clothes; </li> <li>FL mom charged with leaving 11-y/o son with dead man after drug-fueled threesome; </li> <li>Public Proposal Goes Horribly Awry: &#39;No, You Slept With My Brother!&#39;; </li> <li>Woman Receives 1,000 Condoms To Her Doorstep in Mystery Amazon Hack; </li> <li>FL Man Arrested for Torching Car Belonging to His Cousin—Who&#39;s Also His Girlfriend; </li> <li>Scientists Given &#39;Honors&#39; at &#39;IG Nobel Prizes&#39; for Unusual Studies—Including Anchovy Sex &amp; Nose Hair Counts; </li> <li>Group of Friends Take Over Hotel for Hours After No Employees Were Found; </li> <li>Naked Man on Mushrooms Lights Car on Fire, Claims to Be an &#39;Expert in Magic&#39;; </li> <li>AL Marching Band Director Got Tased for Refusing to Stop the Music; </li> <li>Americans Clueless About Their Constitutional Rights; </li> <li>Doctor Explains Why We Fart So Much &amp; Why Some Stink Worse than Others; </li> <li>We May Be Nearing the End of Breakfast Cereal; </li> <li>Bears caught raiding Krispy Kreme delivery van; </li> <li>Oregon HR Manager in Hot Water for Sending Employee Penis-Shaped Cake; </li> <li>Women Accused Of ‘Aggressively Swinging’ Baby Around ‘Like A Toy’ At FL Bar; </li> <li>A DoorDash Driver Atta