The Haunting of Hill House, Chapter 7, Parts 1 and 2, by Shirley Jackson

<p>In which our heroes meet the SINGLE MOST OBNOXIOUS AND INTOLERABLE CHARACTER TO EVER BE WRITTEN IN THE WHOLE OF THE HISTORY OF INTELLIGENT STORYTELLING IN DISCOVERED AND UNDISCOVERED COUNTRIES, ON ANY PLANET THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IN ANY UNIVERSE THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IN THE MIND OF ANY IMMORTAL DEITY THAT HAS EVER BEEN WORSHIPPED BY ANY CREATURE THAT HAS EVER EXISTED FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME IN THE WHOLE OF THE VAST AND INFINITE MULTIDIMENSIONAL COSMERE.</p> <p>Transcript of the Episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1zti6nubcWzMt_hG5898u2vj4mqandzXx/view?usp=sharing</p>