The Emo Vampire

<p></p> <p>Thanks to <a href='https://podcastwizardry.com/'>Podcast Wizardy</a> for trying to save my speakerphone audio. </p> <p>It's time to talk about "<a href='https://amzn.to/3aKKWRK'>How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire</a>" by <a href='https://amzn.to/2XjEVbD'>Kerrelyn Sparks</a>. This book has it all! Vampires, mafia, highlanders, a secret government agency, and harem to name just a few. We enjoyed Shanna's journey getting to know her Emo Vampire while running for her life from the mob. It all escalates to the point of a vampire war. Get this series with your <a href='https://www.amazon.com/kindle-dbs/hz/signup?ref_=assoc_tag_ph_1454291293420&_encoding=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=pf4&tag=whatthesmut-20&linkId=4048a478ebe6127b85e265f050624b02'>Kindle Unlimited Subscription</a>!</p> <p> </p> <p>We rated the heat level in this book as <a href='https://whatthesmut.com/2021/02/23/what-the-smut-heat-scale/'>All the Way</a>.</p> <p>There seem to be quite a few recipes for making an Emo vamp but the one that's tried and true is turning someone super into their Christianity against their will. Our buddy Roman was a healer and a monk 400 years ago. </p> </p> <p>In this episode, we talked about a list of characters that are entirely unforgettable and the wild journey from protected witness to vampire bride. </p> <p></p>