The Donut Hole of Limbo

<p>That’s where we find ourselves in <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/mlb-reportedly-looking-to-restart-labor-talks-with-union-in-january-174518957.html">lockout</a> land. Coaches can get jobs (yay, <a href="https://yanksgoyard.com/2022/01/06/yankees-mets-hiring-joey-cora-red-sox">Joey Cora</a>!), but players can’t get jobs as coaches (Sorry, <a href="https://theathletic.com/3051934/2022/01/05/rosenthal-angels-unable-to-finalize-coaching-staff-as-lockout-blocks-potential-hiring-of-adam-eaton/">Adam Eaton</a>!) There are rumors of new economic proposals but no one seems to be in a hurry to get this done. We learn that <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/fired-mets-gm-zack-scott-found-not-guilty-after-dui-arrest-154341685.html">sleeping in your car</a> at an intersection is not a crime.</p><p><br>Pottymouth selects Captain America-level nice guy <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHR0suPxXt4">David Fletcher</a> as her Angels BF for this season. Patti gets a little weepy over <a href="https://www.latimes.com/sports/angels/story/2021-09-03/angels-brandon-marsh-major-league-call-up-father-cancer">Brandon Marsh</a>’s family and is all-in on this center fielder. For the Rockies, Pottymouth shows up for <a href="https://theathletic.com/2723622/2021/07/24/connor-joe-finally-found-his-rockies-walk-on-the-beach-1-year-and-2-days-cancer-free/">Connor Kok-Wy Joe</a>’s qHAR and stays for his strength of character. Patti wants to have a beer in the stands with <a href="https://www.westernslopenow.com/sports/local-sports/welker-follows-late-fathers-wishes/">Colton Welker</a>’s mom, no matter which corner he plays. <a href="https://melbourneaces.com.au/news/aces-crowd-on-their-feet-as-genevieve-beacom-debuts/">Genevieve Beacom</a>’s scoreless inning for the Melbourne Aces is international news, and this is a pivotal week in <a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/12qPWg5qXR4_DILF7t5ilYy-JxRsHs_t71ZSfCIZ5xdU/edit">winter ball</a> playoffs. Learn the Spanish word for “<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL2IV