The 7 Statements Of The Madness

<p>Christianity has the Ten Commandments, Buddhism has the Eightfold Path, and now...The Church Of The Madness has the 7 Statements Of The Madness. Find out how the followers of The Madness protect the world from certain doom by walking the path of Macho Man Randy Savage.</p> <p> </p> <p>*Part 4 of the "I'm Starting a Macho Man Religion" series*</p>