Tea-Bagging Sprite, A Long Tall Man With NO Dress, & Gatorade WATER (???)

<p>S5E7 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - </p> <p>More foodie mash-up madness that now has Tik-Tok&#39;ers steeping their tea in lemon-lime soda. It&#39;s freaky enough to have an intruder in your home, but when the intruder is 6ft., 5in. tall--and NAKED...and starts fighting with you...it&#39;s is a new paradigm of stupid. Third world countries are struggling to find drinkable water to live, Gatorade is now selling &quot;functional water&quot; to Americans. As the world turns, the stupidity never stops...</p> <ul> <li>Cup Noodle Is Selling Caffeinated Ramen; </li> <li>Shrek Crocs Are Suddenly the Coolest Footwear on the Planet; </li> <li>Vaping Can Shrink Testicles &amp; Lower Sperm Counts in Rats; </li> <li>Human Skull With Fake Eye Donated to AZ Goodwill; Shocks Thrift Shop Workers; </li> <li>AZ Man&#39;s Brand New Truck Stolen, Disassembled <em>Within a One Day</em>; </li> <li>OH Man Uses Hedge Clippers to Cut Ankle Monitor Off at Ace Hardware; </li> <li>Woman Is Arrested for Leaving Kids in a Hot Car, &amp; Asks Cops to Crank the AC in the Cruiser.</li> </ul> <p>Don&#39;t forget to download <strong>TELEGRAM MESSENGER</strong> &amp; join the <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠&quot;Insane Erik Lane&#39;s Stupid World&quot; Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> to read the actual stories used for the podcast &amp; check out the photos &amp; videos with them! It&#39;s FREE &amp; available for Windows, Linux, Android, &amp; Apple for both mobile &amp; desktop!</p> <p>If this podcast doesn&#39;t push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for &quot;<a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/1ts1rxS6ek23HB5pw6kn3b?si=a398a904bf3049a7">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<em>The Button Pusher</em>⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a>&quot; Podcast on <strong>Spotify</strong>!</p> --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/erikl