SuperIdols! RPG Teaser (Arc 1 )

<p>Now that's what I call a podcast promo!</p> <p>----------</p> <p>Transcript:</p> <p>[Electronic Dance Music]</p> <p>[Eryn reads the promo in an over-the-top announcer voice]</p> <p><strong>Eryn: </strong>Are you ready for SuperIdols! RPG? [echo-y] <em>~superidols~</em></p> <p>A rotating cast of today&rsquo;s hottest up and coming tabletop players in one all-new power-packed podcast! [echo-y]<em> ~superidols~</em></p> <p>Move into a new dimension with the year&rsquo;s biggest pop music-themed, magical girl-inspired Masks campaign! <em>[echo-y] ~superidols~</em></p> <p>[Shift to 90&rsquo;s R&amp;B Music]</p> <p><strong>Eryn:</strong> Now you can have all your favourite nerdy roleplay in a funny, sincere, diverse, character-driven package! [echo-y]<em> ~superidols~</em></p> <p>Meet soon-to-be chart-topping idols like Violence Violet! Bane Raven! Symphoria! Elementum! War Cry! Queen Bee! And Karen! [echo-y] <em>~karen~</em></p> <p>[Shift to Upbeat Dance Music]</p> <p><strong>Eryn: </strong>SuperIdols! RPG! &mdash; The internet&rsquo;s premier narrative play podcast about superpowered teen idols! Call the number on your screen now to order SuperIdols! RPG on CD or cassette, or stream it wherever podcasts are sold!</p> <p>[talking fast] Must be 13 years or older to listen &rsquo;cause we do sometimes say f***, please do not actually try to order a CD or cassette from us that&rsquo;s just part of the parody, please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to yourself because you deserve something nice in the mail today, and seriously?</p> <p>[Music stops, Eryn starts speaking more casually.]</p> <p><strong>Eryn:</strong> Come listen to SuperIdols! RPG, it&rsquo;s pretty cool, and it&rsquo;s a fun show, and we think you&rsquo;ll like it. Visit superidolsrpg.castos.com for more details.</p>