Stupid Sexy Vacuum by Lucas Whorley

To quote JonTron: "Excuse me, whaaaaaaaaat?<br /><br />The Author: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Edwardthecrazyman/" rel="noopener">https://www.reddit.com/user/Edwardthecrazyman/</a><br />Video!: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCX4hT7pY4U" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCX4hT7pY4U</a><br />Read along!: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/n9ugqm/stupid_sexy_vacuum/" rel="noopener">https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/n9ugqm/stupid_sexy_vacuum/</a><br /><br />Aminooo!: <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US" rel="noopener">https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US</a> & <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8" rel="noopener">https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8</a><br /><br />Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!<br /><br />💀 Volume 1: <a href="http://a.co/iNqTwRZ" rel="noopener">http://a.co/iNqTwRZ</a><br />💀 Volume 2: <a href="http://a.co/i0O9zks" rel="noopener">http://a.co/i0O9zks</a><br />💀 Comic Book: <a href="http://a.co/2POGdNW" rel="noopener">http://a.co/2POGdNW</a><br /><br />Visit the stores!<br /><br />💀 Wife's Tea Shop: <a href="https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea" rel="noopener">https://etsy.com/shop/IvoryMonocleTea</a><br />💀 Shirts & Stuff!: <a href="https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/" rel="noopener">https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/</a>