Stupid Dating Requirements, A Poopy iPhone Rescue, & A Naked Poop-Covered Bills Fan

<p>Dating these days can be convoluted, not just with some of the prospects, but with some of the requirements that that the prospects demand. Dropping your expensive iPhone in a primitive potty can drive people to do the most stupid things. And result in some of the most stupid outcomes. Fans of the Buffalo Bills have been known to do stupid things and this man is one of the heroes. More heroic stupidity await in this week&#39;s sole episode because it&#39;s been a stupid week trying to fit in getting this podcast prepared...</p> <ul> <li>Guy Claims He Had Cancer to Raise Money &amp; Play in World Series of Poker; </li> <li>Crayola Is Now Pivoting to Selling...Flowers; </li> <li>A Guy Gets Stabbed in the Back, Pulls the Knife Out, &amp; Stabs His Attacker; </li> <li>Stupid Criminal: A Guy Tried to Fake His Drowning, But He Was Wearing an Ankle Monitor; </li> <li>People Are Talking About the Stupidest Dating Requirements They Have; </li> <li>87% of Americans Are Willing to Share Their Personal Info For Discounts; </li> <li>Chinese Women Are Using Fake Belly Button Stickers to Make Their Legs Look Longer; </li> <li>Poll Finds Half of US Young Adults Say Open Marriages Are ‘Acceptable’; </li> <li>FL Woman &#39;Attacked&#39; Couple at Pool Because They Were &#39;Doing Inappropriate Activities&#39;; </li> <li>The US Consumer Product Safety Commission Dropped an Album, &amp; It&#39;s Straight Fire; </li> <li>Male Brazilian med students perform group masturbation on women’s volleyball court after their team beat their rivals; </li> <li>Kraft Singles Got Recalled to Prevent People from Eating Plastic; </li> <li>Texas Mom Fumes After Missing 5-Y/O Found Asleep in Empty School; </li> <li>Proposed AIDS Memorial &quot;Anus&quot; Statue Is Getting Pushback;</li> <li>McDonald&#39;s Gets Sued…Again…in Another Hot Coffee Case; </li> <li>(Young ‘n’ Stupid)...Teen Was Dangling From California&#39;s Highest Bridge; </li> <li>Dentist Has World&#39;s Largest Toothpaste Collection--Including Whiskey &amp;