Sticky Business

<p>Patti and Pottymouth poke holes in the<a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/06/15/mlb-pitchers-sticky-stuff-enforcement-suspensions/"> sticky substance</a> mid-season zero tolerance enforcement plan, Seriously, we have a million better approaches to solving this problem. The <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/06/15/tyler-glasnow-sticky-stuff-injury">Disney Prince</a> is already hurt, umpires are in a stop and frisk situation, and the Astros have still never been punished for actual cheating. <a href="https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/joey-votto-surprises-young-reds-fan-who-was-in-tears-after-his-first-inning-ejection/">Joey Votto</a> is Abigail’s hero, and ours too. The Os vs Blue Jays series gives us hot boyfriends hitting bombs and a bench-clearing brawl with <a href="https://fansided.com/2021/06/19/vladimir-guerrero-carries-freddy-galvis-bench-clear/">exceedingly high qHAR </a>(quality hair above replacement) thanks to Vladdy and Freddy Galvis. Their Saturday game was a derby itself, with Patti’s Os bf and pick for ROY <a href="https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/orioles-slugger-ryan-mountcastle-hits-three-home-runs-vs-blue-jays-but-baltimore-bullpen-blows-four-run-lead/">Ryan Mountcastle</a> making a bid with a 3 homer performance, previous bf Cedric Mullins with two, and current TOR bf Marcus Semien with two. Did we mention <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/gerardo-parra-baby-shark-returns-to-nationals-lineup">Baby Shark</a> is back?</p><p><br></p><p><a href="https://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/orioles/bs-sp-orioles-minor-league-housing-20210617-d6lxf4mdtzag7juoqc5mjeexei-story.html">AA Bowie BaySox</a> players come close to sleeping in their cars because of unnecessarily excessive housing costs vs tiny, tiny paychecks. Thank you <a href="https://www.morethanbaseball.org/housing">More than Baseball</a> for providing housing grants to minor league players and generous fans offering to host players or raise money to pay their housing costs, but maybe, just maybe, bill