Stealing Moby Dick Was A "Cakewalk"!

How much would you pay to have your phallic adult toy returned? A toy that was 40 pounds & 3 feet tall?? It may have been a cakewalk to shoplift it, but it's no cakewalk to use the word, "cakewalk"...because it's racist. So is, "master" & the phrase "sold down the river"...which is what will happen to you if you keep up with your vernacular.  If you're taking an online college exam while eating a meatball sandwich, does the prof have to let you take your test over again when a falling meatball drops out of your sandwich & hits the "ESC" key to log you out of your exam? Yep...it really happened. More "Karens" in the news: Like the one who puddled in a Verizon store because she was told to "mask-up". Have you seen "Adult Swim" on the Cartoon Network? One woman managed to never see an episode in the 19 years it has been on the air...until now. And she's offended. Looking for a scholarship out of high school to be a "Devil's Advocate"? You can get one in the amount of $500--from the Satanic Temple. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>