Snickers Veins and Probing Uranus

<p>Attention, please… Snickers has officially responded to claims that they have removed the &quot;dick vein&quot; from their candy bars. Whaaaaa? And, what&apos;s with the uptick in public masturbation? Debbie + Kerri share a story about a guy on the train who took his pants and underwear off, lay bare-assed, and committed a lewd public act. Unsurprisingly, they move on to a hilarious headline from the Weather Channel regarding NASA &quot;probing&quot; Uranus and Twitter&apos;s reaction. Then there&apos;s the story about the woman who fell headfirst into an outdoor toilet while attempting to retrieve her phone. The ladies couldn&apos;t even finish the conversation; it was so vile. With every story, there are many tangents and hilarious nuggets. So, keep your pants on but drop what you&apos;re doing, and get ready for lots of laughs!</p>