Smoking Or Non-Smoking Ep.9 (Evan Poops In A Dog Park And Austin Is Blamed)

<p>Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen are back in the studio and they are joined by stand up comedian, and candy addict, Austin Langely. This was our first episode with a guest and it starts off hot with odd facts about Hitler's ability to riff and his sexual habits involving his shoes. Austin explains the Lorena Bobbitt story, roasting people in the crowd at comedy shows and the pressure of ordering for your first time at A&amp;W. Evan talks about his recent pant pooping stories and how he blames his most recent on Austin, and then goes on a tangent about "Street Watchers" and seeing a person driving while smoking crack behind the wheel. Christian tells the story of his first time smoking weed and Slaughterhouse Studios is considering sponsoring an athlete from non-traditional sports, so the group discusses different possible ideas such as cliff tenting, ice boating, crab racing, and chess boxing. Austin divulges the legend of Fat Man Superman and Evan admits to dropping a slice of pizza on the sidewalk of Colfax and still eating it probably gave him some superpowers. Christian brings up the Only Fans controversy, Evan shows off his discovery of the funniest google reviewer Borg Cylor, and Austin recommends a "cooking with cum" recipe book called Natural Harvest. Evan gets shamed for his recent business venture idea of collecting and crushing aluminum cans and the group discusses the cinematic master piece that is, Baby Geniuses and other artsy films. Slaughterhouse Studios would like to thank Austin for coming by and being our first guest on the podcast!</p> <p>Follow Austin @jokesandspokes on Instagram&nbsp;</p>