Smokey Things and Santa Hats

<p>NCiB is 100% Boosted! A photo of Pottymouth’s Twins BF pick, <a href="https://twitter.com/MitchGarver/status/1454962936082931714/photo/1">Mitch Garver</a>, drinking a beer while wearing his baby in a sling, has us waxing nostalgic and digging for similar photos from our own collections, while <a href="https://twitter.com/Brent_Rooker19">Brent Rooker</a>’s Twitter feed is like a visit to the pop culture aisle in Patti’s brain. Showing her excellent judgment, Pottymouth sticks with <a href="https://www.nbcsports.com/washington/nationals/juan-soto-gets-pedro-martinezs-autograph-dominican-republic-charity-game">Juan Soto</a> as her forever BF when we get to the Nationals, while Patti goes hard against type with end of season breakout star <a href="https://www.commercialappeal.com/story/sports/2018/08/23/memphis-redbirds-lane-thomas-st-louis-cardinals-nhra-mike-thomas/1068792002/">Lane Thomas</a>, son of a professional drag racer.</p><p><br></p><p><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/12/13/yasiel-puig-mlb-dodgers-sexual-assault-allegations/">Yasiel Puig</a> and WFT owner <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2021/12/15/roger-goodell-daniel-snyder-nfl-investigation/">Daniel Snyder</a> lead us to cross-train with sexual abuse/harrassment cover-ups. The Mets hope that <a href="https://theathletic.com/3024736/2021/12/18/rosenthal-mets-setting-a-tone-of-accountability-by-hiring-buck-showalter-just-ask-zack-britton/">Buck Showalter</a>, older than dirt in baseball years, will bring some stability. Congrats to some of our favorite women in baseball, Paloma Benach, named a captain of her high school baseball team, and Justine Segal, back to Mexico to coach in the LMP, and to run baseball clinics for girls. Hard to tell if Pottymouth is more excited about <a href="https://www.wbsc.org/news">women’s baseball returning to Japan</a>, former BF <a href="https://cvbj.biz/caripito-power-ildemaro-vargas-reached-historical-record-teolindo-acosta.html">Ildelmaro Vargas</a> breaking the LVBP record fo