simon says

<p>A belated Happy Valentine's Day to the lovers and Happy Galentine's Day to the ladies. We watched the Tinder Swindler to celebrate the season of love. It helps if you've watched it, but not necessary, we cover the basics along the way.</p><p>Hot Pocket's asking the real questions: Where did Simon get those scars? Why'd he friendzone Pernilla? Why the heck are people giving money to a known conman? Does Netflix owe anything to the victims? And expect a ton of Palestine jokes today.</p><p>Oh and belated Happy Vaseline's to the guys. How come that one don't rhyme?</p>