Shake it, Kiké

<p>Your over-stimmed hosts have been to a ballpark and you can hear it in our scratchy voices. <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/rockies-denver-to-host-2021-mlb-all-star-game">Charlie Blackmon </a>helps us explain why Coors Field is a pretty good choice for the All Star Game. <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/31225903/joe-musgrove-throws-first-no-hitter-san-diego-padres-history-texas-rangers">Joe Musgrove</a> finally earns the Padres their first no-hitter, and we learn he, like us, enjoys a nice IPA but also a disturbing amount of chewing gum. Victor Caratini gets some well-deserved love too. The <a href="https://allfans.co/indians-pitching-dominance-proven-with-one-amazing-stat/">Cleveland pitchers</a> are hot right now too, and Patti gives little brother <a href="https://theathletic.com/1711598/2021/04/07/brothers-protector-the-powerful-tale-behind-indians-pitcher-logan-allens-motivation/">Logan Allen</a> a promotion to top bf on the squad. Pottymouth appreciates Kiké’s hip swivel, or is it a wiggle? Patti cheers <a href="https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2021/04/08/cubs-waffle-maker-celebration-joc-pederson">Ian Happ</a>’s blackout rant. It turns out <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/jesus-aguilar-pickpockets-dom-smith">some of our boyfriends are criminals</a>, but not in a bad way. In Dodger news, <a href="https://dodgerblue.com/dodgers-news-will-smith-changed-fresh-prince-of-bel-air-walk-up-song/2021/04/10/">Will Smith</a> is no longer the Fresh Prince, the World Series rings came with tiny movies, and David Price donates his ring to the Player’s Alliance. Conversations around <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/columnist/gabe-lacques/2021/04/05/mlb-vaccine-baseball-2021-season/7093250002/">COVID vaccines</a> expose a whole new group of wingnuts in the baseball community, and we learn fun facts about the <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/31224719/toronto-blue-jays-put-teoscar-hernandez-il-due-covid-19-exposure">COVID IL</a>.</p><p><br>Our Police Blotter features t