Self-Fondling Pickle Perverts

Imagine all the things one can do with a pickle. The police found one example. Maybe it was due to the pandemic & everyone having so much alone time on their hands, their hands were needing something to keep busy. There was certainly no shortage of stupidity that infected people more quickly than a COVID outbreak! Pancho Guero, my "Insane FL Nephew" gives the unsavory details about what one man did with his pickle & how he plans to trick his kids with the "Poop Challenge"! Not to mention these other stupid tales that make up the crown jewels of colossal ignorance: 61% of Men Have Cut Their Junk While Grooming;  A Couple Handcuffed Themselves Together for 3 Months to Fix Their Relationship;  A Couple Gets a Long Letter from Their New Neighbors Over Their "Body Clapping Sounding Sex";  We've All Done Way More Self-Fondling Since the Pandemic Began;  A Crystal Ball Left in the Sun Sets a Person's House on Fire --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>