Seize the Moment to Chop the Chop

<p>Patti and the Pottymouth break down the evils of the World Series teams and the pros come down to <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/dusty-baker-facts-on-return-to-world-series">I love Dusty</a> vs. I love those guys. Yup, Pottymouth is in for the Trashtros and Patti throws down for the Hammers. In our efforts to show one team’s terrible is not quite as bad as the other team’s terrible, Pottymouth points out the small number of cheaters still left on the Houston team, and Patti suggests a 437 point plan to <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/anthonystitt/2021/10/18/tbs-should-be-held-accountable-for-showing-fans-doing-racist-tomahawk-chop/?sh=545930193e59">eliminate The Chop</a>, including <a href="https://www.sportingnews.com/us/soccer/news/homophobic-chant-mexico-soccer-federation-fifa/1vfctcoupayz41bbv8mdwxl108">crosstraining with FIFA</a>.</p><p><br></p><p>Both LCS MVPs are NCiB boyfriends! <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/32454844/2021-mlb-playoffs-yordan-alvarez-mvp-performance-propels-houston-astros-world-series">Yordan Alvarez</a>, who personally out-hit the entire Red Sox team for a few games, is Patti’s Houston BF this year, and the Hammers’ (and former Guardian) <a href="https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/32459742/2021-mlb-playoffs-how-atlanta-braves-stunned-baseball-reach-world-series">Eddie Rosario</a>, with two 4-4 games, is Pottymouth’s former Twins BF. We have some fun with <a href="https://www.wcvb.com/article/red-sox-outfielder-kyle-schwarber-donates-pizza-to-waltham-police-fire-departments/38040558#">Kyle from Waltham</a>, <a href="https://larrybrownsports.com/baseball/chas-mccormick-jose-siri-dance-party-astros-clinch/585917">Jose Siri</a>’s dance moves, and more details than you knew you needed on <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/2021/10/23/joc-pederson-pearls">Joc’s pearls</a>. We provide a more accurate replacement for the phrase “legal troubles.”</p><p><br></p><p>We grade team participation in <a href="https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1451201145255301129?s=20">Spirit