SCP-5552: "Our Stolen Theory"

<p><em>If your life's work, your groundbreaking new theory was stolen from you, what would you do to get it back?</em></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><strong>Patrons </strong></p><p>James, Chuggle Fugg, Trychtopus, Dante Hawke, Max Young, AJ Real, Mike, MP, Hermit525, PhrexianNinja, Lord Vortexian, Jamie Calhoun, Dragon Gamer, erlkonigin, Seth Osgood, Sadphonics, CrabMcShellington, Jon, Laura Maher, Storm StOnge, ParBro, Sweet, Nolan Decker, Antonio Jaurez, Jacob Rose, Troy Furco, Vrogan Murphy, Shane W, Davic Corvin, anxietycrochet, Alexander Almedia, Camren Miller, and Chris Butts!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Cast &amp; Crew:</strong></p><p>SCP-5552 was written by Captain Kirby</p><p>Narrator - Jon Grilz</p><p>Naman Gupta - Anver Mahmud</p><p>Cindy Helsman - Elissa Park</p><p>Specialist Bryson - Erik Kemp</p><p>Chronicler - Rissa M.</p><p>Raconteur - Brandon Nyugen</p><p>Storyteller - Addison Peacock</p><p>Clark - Ben Counter</p><p>&nbsp;____________</p><p>Assistant Editor -Danny Sweet &amp; Hannah McKinley</p><p>Community Manager - Celeste Casian</p><p>Transcript by Cheyenne Bramwell</p><p><a href="https://tomroryparsons.bandcamp.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Music by Tom Rory Parsons</a></p><p>Sound Design by Travis McMaster</p><p>Showrunner - Pacific S. Obadiah</p><p>Producers - Tom Owen &amp; Brad Miska</p><p>Presented by Bloody Disgusting</p><p><a href="http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.Bloody-Disgusting.com&nbsp;</a></p><p><br></p><p><a href="http://www.scparchives.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.SCParchives.com&nbsp;</a></p><p><br></p><p>Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod&nbsp;</a></p><p><br></p><p>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/scp_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/scp_pod&nbsp;</a></p><p><br></p><p>Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/scppod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_