SCP-3999: "I Am At The Center of Everything"

<p><em>"You don't know what it is to stay a whole day with your head in your hands trying to squeeze your unfortunate brain so as to find a word" - Gustave Faubert, 1866. </em></p><br><p><strong>Patrons</strong></p><p>Ob3y Nicky, Hilary-Maye Love, Ethan Villa, Thomas Fitch, Eggboy, Vellinison, Michael Provoost, Allen Decker,Curtis Reynolds, Passerine, Austin Lowe, Jelly, Brendan Matthews, Steviegoneevil, Anthony McKenzie, Riley Gibbison, Iron Beagle, Kevin Sherry, Molly Lewis, and Jason Dessano</p><br><p><strong>Cast &amp; Crew</strong></p><p>Written by LordStoneFish</p><p>Script edited by Kevin Whitlock</p><p>Researcher Talloran - Jon Grilz</p><p>Narrator - Graham Rowat</p><p>Storyteller - Vic Collins</p><p>SCP-3999 - Brandon Nguyen</p><p>Interviewer - Rhys Tirado</p><p>Computer - Rissa Montanez</p><p>Colleague - Russ More</p><br><p>Theme Song by Tom Rory Parsons</p><p>Editor &amp; Showrunner - Pacific S. Obadiah</p><p>Producers - Tom Owen &amp; Brad Miska</p><p>Presented by Bloody FM</p><br><p><a href="http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.Bloody-Disgusting.com&nbsp;</a></p><br><p><a href="http://www.scparchives.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.SCParchives.com&nbsp;</a></p><br><p>Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod&nbsp;</a></p><br><p>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/scp_pod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/scp_pod&nbsp;</a></p><br><p>Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/scppod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/scppod&nbsp;</a></p><br><p>Discord: <a href="https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX</a></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br /><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' h